Special Offer for Catholic Family Values Seekers.

To my surprise I have found that I live in a country( U.S.) that is debauched, debased, enjoys tearing babies limb from limb---that is a country with very poor "fanily values." At least according to many in Mother Church. Of course, my country is not alone. Almost all industrialized, well educated Western European countries are in this sorry state. Therefore as a service to any blogger who might stop by, I feel it is my duty as a catholic to suggest alternative countries to which as catholics concerned with "family values" we might move . This may take more than one post, but let me start with a comparison of the U.S. with Brazil. The former is, as stated above, debauched, debased, and enjoys tearing babies limb from limb. Brazil, on the contrary, is what some refer to as a "southern catholic" country with much higher regard for "familiy values."

So a few statistics, as catholics interested in "family vales" and opposed to cultures of death as defined by the Holy Father.

Infant Mortality rate per 1,000 live births. U.S. 6.7. Brazil 27.62.
Abortions per 1,000 women. U.S. 24. Brazil 41.
Life espectancy at birth. U.S. 76. Brazil 72.
Aids prevelance rate for adults. U.S. 0.6. Brazil O.7
Death rate from Aids. U.S. 5.8. Brazil. 7.5.
WHO rank of health system. U.S. 37th. Brazil 125th.

Now as any fool can see the U.S. is a culture of death and debauched, debased, and enjoys tearing babies limb from limb. Brazil is clearly a culture that respects human life and well being at all stages.

You will also be glad to know that I am working on a deal with the Vatican to provide 5 'free' indulgences to those moving to Brazil, thus affirming the culture of life.