Saturday, October 9, 2010

Line My Pockets (ha, ha)

I had a great day. Most of my favorite football teams won. Great!

But even better MadPest is apparently having a pretty successful fund raiser. Indeed he has formed a new denomination and is lining his pockets with suckers money every day. And MP's adventures can be followed right here on your computer.

In my next few posts I'll explore suitable names for his new religion. Kind of like Joseph Smith. MP has told us in the past he wants his pockets lined (thank you Louisiana Lady) with money for his vacations, personal technical wants, money for good ale and, of course, just money in general since he claims he get find work.

We'll want to explore the "articles" of his new church. As of now we know only one---no one can disagree with the new denomination founder; if they have any difference in opinion with the high priest the comment will be deleed. I also undrstand MP is working out a deal with toilet mouth doxy that if you speak heresy, she will get an e-mail with 'dirty' words===some you don't even know.

And, of course, his vestments. MP is probably designing his velvet robes.at this time.

What should his official title be?

Do you kiss MP's ring, kneel, or what if you get an audience. Possibly Louisiana Lady can  answer that for us.

Will his wife be eligible for at least the priesteshood. Maybe even a bishop, or a cardinal.

We have other questions. As you may not know, MP deletes any comment not identifying him as the new St. Francis in attitude. Some of MP followers may not know his deletion habit because the average comment he allows "Man, you're the greatest theologian since Mary Baker Eddy.
You might not get a "prayer cloth" (Oral Roberts), but you'll give MP a chuckle to know there's "one born every minute." You'll probably buy him a new car, as he ask for once.

This is going to be fun.

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