Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Two questions.

Just a couple of fast questions . Possibly a fellow catholic can answer them for me.

Why can Marian apparitions not be photographed?

If Padre Pio is in two places at once, say the Artic Circle and the Amazon jungle, is he clothed the same?

1 comment:

  1. You probably come as close to one of his fel low catholic friends that he knows on the net so why not give it a stab sinner vic?

    >Why can Marian apparitions not be photographed?<

    Well we could direct him to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marian_apparitions but that wouldn't answer his 1st question so let's jump to the next one.

    >If Padre Pio is in two places at once, say the Arctic Circle and the Amazon jungle, is he clothed the same?<

    Well again I could direct him to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Padre_Pio but still I don't think that his answer will be found there. So all that's left then is to say, with all do respect Jack, and I really do have a lot of respect for you, but Me and Myself don't think anyone in reality could explain "IT" to you.

    Some of my spiritual imaginary friends from the hotel of fools could give "IT" a shot cause they've been known to walk the insanity line on occasions. They say that's where their funniest cell material lies and they also claim to know gods. Maybe you've read a little of their billboards where their gods says stuff like...

    Besides billboards, I write occasional advertising jingles for radio these days and have also submitted a few of those amusing anecdotes to Readers Digest. You may also have noticed that nowadays I do fewer magic tricks and instead have chosen to concentrate on my ventriloquist act, where I allow people to put words in my mouth and pretend to be a dummy.

    I hear ya Jack! sinner vic, you're probably one of His biggest dummy and if truth be known, you're probably also His greatest puppet not to mention His newly acquired decoy!

    Well if that's the attitude you're going to take Jack! Forget I was even here!

    I hear ya! You don't want me to answer this one also, do you Victor?

    I thought you already did? :)

    God Bless our mysterious loving faith.