Religion can have rewards!!!

Well, coming up from the bottom we find the Seventh Day Adventist. Now, when I think of them, I find clean colons and enemas. But this group has some real distinction. They have Sunday dinner on Saturday;they used to sit on mountaintops expecting the "end" only to come down and show they didn't get their math right.

But, on the other hand, they are the ONLY religion I know that can give you a physical advantage if not a spiritual advantage. Studies have shown they, on the average, outlive other Christians. Something not to be laughed at!!

Now if your daughter is thinking of marrying into this group, she will, of course, get a few sneers behind her back from her friends. BUT, and this is not to be scorned, she will probably get the satisfaction of going to her friends' funerals.